Wednesday, February 21, 2007

INCONTROVERTABLE EVIDENCE ASSESSMENT CRUCIAL !!


BECAUSE WE HAVE TO KNOW

The cult had waited months for the saucers to arrive. All had been prepared. The "special kool-aid" was set out in pitchers near each bunk, for the faithful to drink, when the great moment arrived. Great leader Nu-Day knelt impressively by the burning incense pyre and chanted "Ommmmmm..." as the hands on the clock approached the fateful hour of midnight, when the chosen ones would depart on ether waves for the mother ship. Excitement was high. As the second hand reached the very top of its arc, midnight arrived. Nothing happened. An acolyte was dispatched to the window. "Do you see the ship?" ... "No , Master, no ship is here" They waited motionless. 12:15 passed. 12:30 passed. Finally at 1:23 A.M., great leader Nu-Day stood, let out a sigh, and exclaimed..."I do not know what to believe. I was positive the alien entities had spoken to my inner being, and that great catastrophes were starting at exactly midnight. In order to find out once and for all, just why our flying saucer did not arrive, we must call John Hall, and begin an Independent Assessment of Indian Point".

"Yes, Yes", they all exclaimed... "You are truly a great leader!" "An Independent Assessment!! Yes! Yes! Hallelujah Boogaloo!!"

And so it was that the Independent Assessment Cult was gloriously born, the night the saucers didn't come.

And why shouldn't Indian Point help us in our quest?

After all, it's just to find if our sacred cult doctrine is true or not!

A simple request !!